Preparing For Covidtide.

[Theland]

Some things will need to be overhauled in the light of new circumstances.
New words for the twelve days of Xmas for example.

'' On the first day of Covidmas my true love gave to me,
a dangerous virus and a test kit on the family treeeeeeeee!''
Anyone else in the mood?

[Zacs-Master]

On the second day of Covidmas my true love gave to me,
A life threatening illness and spell in cash u al teee

[Theland]

On the third day of Covidmas my true love gave to me,
Three test and traces and .........

[Old_Geezer]

On the forth day of Covidmas my true love gave to me,
Four conspiracy theories.

[Old_Geezer]

On the fifth day of Covidmas my true love gave to me,
Five panic attacks !

[bobbinwales]

Maybe fourth day should of been " ...four low extensions..."

[Theland]

:-)

[douglas9401]

Six knees a-jerking

[Theland]

Twelve intubators,
Eleven feet of tubing,
Ten I.C. nurses,
Nine Covid doctors,
Eight plastic aprons,
Seven anti bac masks,
Six shiny bed pans,
F i v e needle stings.
Four pair of rubber gloves,
Three men's bottles,
Two separate Covid jabs,
And my very own box of P.P.EEEEEEE.

[bobbinwales]

any room for seven (empty) Nightingales...??

[Theland]

Five sore rings?

[calmck]

Two shopping slots

[ludwigvan]

I think I need some of your pills Theland,they’ve certainly perked you up,well done.

[Rosie29]

Good post Theland - glad you seem to be a bit better. Take care

[Theland]

Twelve Octasa
Six Gabapentin
Six Carbocisteine
Five Prednisolone
One Ramipril
One Tamsulosin
One Atorvastatin
One Citalopram
Six Zapain
One Omeprazole
Two Lorazepam
One Ferrous Sulfate
One Doxycycline
Two Ferusomide
Eight Puffs of Salamol
Four Puffs of Trimbow
And As Many Shots Of Ventolin Toooooooooo :-)
Merry Covidmas Everyone!

[pixie374]

Lol. Glad you are on the up :-))

[Theland]

Pixie , am rattling today. Anniversary 48 years and no beer :-(

[rowanwitch]

I saw three ships come sailing in
On Christmas day, the covid way
I saw three ships enter quarantine
On Christmas day in the morning

And what was on these ships all three
On Christmas day the covid way
A hundred tons of PPE
On Christmas day in the morning

And who shall have this PPE
On Christmas day The covid way
It won't go to the UHB
On Christmas day in the morning

It failed every safety test
On Christmas day, the Covid way
Will go to landfill or fancy dress
On Christmas day in the morning

And Who pays for that PPE
On Christmas day the Covid way
Guess what it's going to be you and me
On Christmas day in the morning.....

[Theland]

10/10 :-)