According to my mum, I'm 'caggy' - meaning I do certain things with the wrong hand. I write with my right, but deal cards with my left, and even fan them the wrong way and consequently hold them upside down. I use a snooker cue with the wrong hand, and attempt to hold a gun to my left shoulder rather than my right. Fortunately there's always someone around to point out the error of my ways in that instance. I've even been known to transpose piano scores, playing the right hand with the left and vice versa producing a result no one would ever want to listen to. Chopin it ain't! Can't say whether I'm left or right footed - I can't remember ever kicking anything - well, not on purpose anyway.