Parfum For Men?

[Theland]

I want some of that parfum advertised on TV, that causes beautiful women dressed in diaphanous gowns and little else to come running to fawn over me.
What's it called?
Does it come with a guarantee?

[JimF]

Any more for the Christian D'or?

[sunny-dave]

Ooops ... finger trouble on last post.

But ...there is only one answer

https://tinyurl.com/yx7as63v

[Mamyalynne]

Now you'r talking Santa Dave, here's my stocking ;-)

[Mamyalynne]

If not, any Swarfega?

[tonyav]

I have a stock, Mamya ;-)

[Ken4155]

It's a French perfume and goes by the name of Gul Li Ble. A mate of mine tried some last week and all the tomcats in the area were camping on his doorstep:-/

[Mamyalynne]

I knew you would x

[Mamyalynne]

In little tents Ken?

[Ken4155]

No, mamy, they were quite relaxed, actually:-)

[tonyav]

Does that Gul Li Ble contain any catnip, Ken ?

[Bobbisox1]

Used to be Old Spice in my ‘courting ‘ days, we have a friend , a big fella who always smells fab but a little too fab, he gives me a bear hug when I see him and I smell of Aramis all day

[Ken4155]

It certainly contains something you associate with cats, tonyav.

[tonyav]

LOL.

[tonyav]

Brut was the pulling juice in my youth.

[Ken4155]

Splash it all over, did you tony:-)

[Bobbisox1]

Midnight in the BoneYard has a distinctive smell :0/

[marval]

I don't suggest you use this Theland.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/480472794/home-wrecker-mens-frangrance-funny-name

[tonyav]

Ken4155Splash it all over, did you tony:-)

Nooooo not that stuff that Kevin Keegan and Henry Cooper used to advertise. It was concentrated after shave that we used.

[Theland]

The WD40 should loosen things up a bit.

I remember donkeys years ago going into the pub Xmas afternoon, and all the blokes at the bar smelled like a *** handbag.
Every pong under the sun, cheap gifts of the kids.
Remember Hai Karate? That was just one.

[tonyav]

Eau de Ford Capri was pretty good to.