Santa Will Be Late

[Bazile]

News just breaking

Santa will be late - his sleigh has broken down - something to do with the big end

Do you think he will reach be by the 25th ?

He could always bypass a few continents and head directly for my address

[hereIam]

He's 'magic', he'll be ok ..

[rowanwitch]

He can miss me out if it helps

[marval]

I don't expect him to visit here, so that might make him a bit quicker.

[Buenchico]

Don't worry. He'll be coming by train this year:

[CrapAtCryptics]

If he misses out all the countries and people who dont celebrate Christmas that should save a few chimneys.