Wrong Words.

[Caran]

Went to Forest Food show on Sunday. Amongst the things I bought was a pair of partridges. I told OH I had put the penguins in the freezer!
Can you imagine the look I got?

[agchristie]

^ waddle we do without 'em??

[sunny-dave]

Q: Why don’t polar bears eat penguins?

A: Because they can’t get the wrappers off!

[ I’ll get me coat ]

[NellieMay]

I am glad I'm not the only one who uses the wrong words - and i can't blame age. I have done it all my life!