You Know You're A Bad Mum When.....

[gness]

....you decide to let Dave drive your Honda Civic and worry more about that than you did when your children went off to Uni..... ;-)

[gness]

Choux..... :-)...made me chuckle....

I have had Gabriel for fifteen years and used the horn twice.....well a few more times if you count the accidental hoots when fixing on the anti theft thingy...... I really hate horn blowers......

The Angel Gabriel does have a big horn though.....show off!

[gness]

Glad all's well, Ark......careful with the sauce but we all have times when we hit it a little bit more....summer is nearly here and that cheers us...take care....x

[Jordyboy9]

Gness you’re shameless,you have a toyboy,and I am positive I offered to be your sugar daddy a while ago and you rejected me,shame on you.-)

[Arksided]

I always (hic!) do... ;-) I'm old enough and little wise enough to know my limitations.

[gness]

Jordy.....a sugar daddy has to be a good bit older...at my age that's a risk too far..... ;-).... but thank you....x

That's hiccing good, Ark...... :-)

[Jordyboy9]

Gness I will be 82 in July just the right age for a sugar daddy,so I must be a good few years older than you.
:) -:)

[gness]

Hmmmm....twelve years? Not quite enough for a daddy.......but hey.....if you have the energy... ;-)

[aelmpvw]

honda civic? i had you down as a bugatti sort of girl ...

[sunny-dave]

More of a Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, ael

:-)

[Jordyboy9]

You know gness I had you down for about early 40s or late 30s,never mind we can still have a platonic relationship,and you know that you are in my book of nice people on here.:-). XX

[spathiphyllum]

What's the opposite of platonic?

[Jordyboy9]

Careful spath you are beginning to get and sound like Baldric,hope you’re gardening is going well.

[spathiphyllum]

I'm just curious of the opposite of platonic.. But the gardening is going well thank you Jordy. Finished for the day now though.

[Jordyboy9]

I thought you knew that the opposite of a platonic relationship was a sexual relationship,hope you are not thinking about this with your terrible choice of women,=)

[gness]

Oh dear, Jordy.....I'm sorry to disappoint you......yes....bus pass, pension book and the shadow of a moustache appearing so I guess you'll have to look elsewhere for someone younger to help you fulfil the role of sugar daddy......but I'm chuffed you thought I was so young..... I wish........ ;-)

Dave promised me a Bugatti for my birthday, Ael.....how excited was I.......and I got it! A bloody red Bugatti kettle!!! Who knew Bugatti made flipping kettles......... :-(

Spath....I have no idea who you are.....but if you are the gardener who has let me down badly you will have headaches for some time...well until I take the pins out of the effigy.......x

[aelmpvw]

//Who knew Bugatti made flipping kettles?//
not me, or that you can pay nearly two grand for one!

[gness]

That is more than my Honda is worth, Ael...but not to me of course... x