I have to do my Elvis impersonation as part of my mobile disco set this Saturday in front of 300 people. I can just about sing the four songs ok but as I'm not wanting to be taken seriously - What one liners can you suggest I say.
"Industry Fact: When Elvis Presley died in 1977 there were 37 Elvis impersonators in the world.
Today there are 48,000.
If the current trend continues, by the year 2010, one out of every three people in the world will be an Elvis impersonator." You could follow this by saying that you're not going to quit the day job or something!