Lapdancers and strippers required please!!

[PinkFizz]

Im thinking of opening the AB Nightclub for exclusive members only,and am holding intervierw this afternoon!

So I need:
Strippers - male or female
Lapdancers
Barstaff
DJ
Bouncers.

All applicants will be seen.Who's first??





(and this is only a bit of fun as a few need cheering up so pls don't ban - thankyou!)

[netibiza]

neti comes rushing in looking like a bag lady well no one told me we were back in business. I'll just adjust me corset then I'll wobble off into my corner, SEND IN THE MEN!!!

[wonderwoman1]

stevie p, how did i manage to get my name mentioned there?? i paid you to keep schtum!!!! lol

[PinkFizz]

netibiza - there's a couple of shady looking characters at the door - would you like to go and introduce yourself love?

[robbo82]

Any late-night punters in the vicinity? No? Just me all alone in the bar, then. Maybe I'll steal some alcohol while the management's away...

[country_boy]

Yeah I'm punting! Bloody pub were doing selective lock in - I had the last laugh by coming home to a mountain of beer and lapdancers:-) Ok I made the lapdancers up!

[country_boy]

I used to be popular!!

[netibiza]

... I thought I was too countryboy but I'm still in this dark empty nightclub, no punters and no joy.

[PinkFizz]

Where did everybody go?? Maybe we need to re-advertise!!