Lapdancers and strippers required please!!

[PinkFizz]

Im thinking of opening the AB Nightclub for exclusive members only,and am holding intervierw this afternoon!

So I need:
Strippers - male or female
Lapdancers
Barstaff
DJ
Bouncers.

All applicants will be seen.Who's first??





(and this is only a bit of fun as a few need cheering up so pls don't ban - thankyou!)

[~x ello x~]

ooohh ooohhh!!! do you need them girls that dance on the bar?? xXx

[China Doll]

Sigh.... I'll get the wenches top, behind the bar right? I know where I'm wanted...

[mike42]

well hello kind lady im 39 fit and could fill any of the above vaccancies.lol.

[PinkFizz]

Hi hun - yes,would you like to dance at the bar or ON the bar??

[PinkFizz]

Hello Mike - and your qualifications are?? Are you a bouncer type??

[PinkFizz]

China babe - you could try the lapdancing for a change!!

[~x ello x~]

can i dance on the bar? me whiskey and ww can be a trio!! i'll get working on my choreography!! xXx

[mike42]

multitalented dj preferably but bouncer or even stripper at a push.

[PinkFizz]

Cool - well you three will need to come up with a name for your act!

[nat_84]

I'd be a DJ!! Or if you persuaded me enough i'd be a stripper....ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY!!! :O(

[PinkFizz]

How much money are we talking Nat??

[China Doll]

My ar$e am I lap dancing, no one needs to see that.... I know my place.

If you're lucky I'll do the meet and greet on the door tho and if the bouncers are tasty I'll happily manage them. Not managing the bar tho.... too much like hard work, get Stevie165 to do it!

Oh... and I'll ensure that all the lovely/likely lads get special service behind the bar... ;0)

[joby1]

I'll be the cocktail person, the one that juggles all the bottles, I'll go and start practising now!! I'm so excited!!

[whiskeysheri]

Oi! How did I get dragged into it? ;o)

I'll go where I'm wanted, in that case! :o)

[PinkFizz]

Okey dokey China - more like a hostess then?? What sort of uniform would you like??

[China Doll]

When I'm hostessing Pinky babes I don't wear a uniform.... just a simple black dress, high heels, a tactile personality and a smile... now, where do you want me?

[mike42]

oh yeah i can get viagra if neeed

[PinkFizz]

Over there by the reception hun - near that big guy with the six pack!

[nat_84]

Ok, are you open for negotiation....?

I'll start at �10 per hour.....

(And that doesnt include all the shrapnel that gets thrown at me!!!)

[wonderwoman1]

Hiya Pinkfizz, Whiskey, Posy and I would like to be called

Coyote Gorgeous!!!!!

ta much xx