Can it get any better?

[Big Al1st]

Oh joy
Middle East going up in flames
Petrol and gas going up
Water shortages
Troops being killed in Iraq and Afghanistan
Blair going on holiday and the best yet
Prescott will be running the country
Life just cant get any better can it?

[jno]

Al, I'm sure we would all face these trials much more comfortably if we had nice �100 identity cards to make us feel secure.

[Big Al1st]

Jno Yeah a bargain at half the price. Put me in for two!

[jake-the-peg]

Oh hang around and Cameron will be in to save us all.

Windmills on every house and hugging hoodies will restore peace to the world

[taff1949]

i have every confidence in cameron negotiating world problems with the like of putin and chirac,after all didnt he demonstrate his skills with jonathan ross. god help us all