Stain removal

[pappasmurf]

Can someone tell me the best method for getting brown stains out of my white unmentionables ?
Thanx in advance.

[raysparx]

Buy brown pants or stop crapping your pants, is it just skiddies or the complete follow through, that is troubling you ? I know a place that sells big corks !!!!!

[patsyann]

What a vile previous response. pappasmurf try soaking them in a weak solution of bleach and if you have a large saucepan boil them up on the stove in some washing powder afterwards.keep an eye as they come up to the boil as the water will easily boil over .Boil until the stains have disappeared.Hope that will solve your problem.

[pappasmurf]

@raysparx - lmao, Just skids. I think I suffer from some kind of loose sphincter or something.

@patsyann - Thanks for the heads up. I've got some on the boil now. I just hope my wife doesn't come in from work and help herself to some before I have time to tell her what it is.

[raysparx]

I thought it was a joke question, if it isn't I apologise pappasmurf,report my answer if you wish patsyann,I won't mind.

[pappasmurf]

@raysparx - Could you please post the name of that shop ?
The one with the big corks.

[raysparx]

I think it's called corksRus, I really thought it was a light hearted question pappasmurf, sorry about that, I am used to answering in B&S where most questions are lighthearted,thanks for taking it the way it was meant, Ray

[pappasmurf]

@raysparx - It is I who should appologise for making you think I was Serious. Although I do indeed suffer the blight of stained tighty whities, I have no intention of actualy cleaning them. That is my wifes problem, not mine. As for my sphincter, to the best of my knowledge it is fine.

[raysparx]

Cheers pappasmurf,it just read like a humourus one,you got me there,take care, Ray