Any Suggestions...

[1ozzy]

...where my wallet may be hiding?

It's black with moths living in it.

It'll most probably be where I left it.

[horselady]

Was looking after grandkids the other night while daughter went out with the girls, she wanted to wear the new bright pink bra she bought, searched the place high and low and couldn't find the damn thing, she's just rang to say she's found it stuck up the sleeve of 14 yr old grandson's rugby shirt, obviously gathered it up with laundry somehow. Just imagine if he'd discovered it tomorrow when he changed for rugby!!