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How To Put The Wind Up Janet....

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gness | 22:16 Thu 27th Apr 2017 | ChatterBank
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Janet, John and co have a lovely meal in Pausa.....Janet is mellow and happy....

They return to the apartment and John shouts.....

Jeez! Janet...your neck is covered in ticks!

Janet looks in a mirror....remember Janet has poor eyesight and has had half a bottle of red.....her neck is a ring of black dots.....

See Janet faint daintily onto the bed...

Get the matches....shouts P....we need to burn their bums!

See Janet leap off the bed......they're not setting fire to tick's bums on Janets neck! Janet remembers their fixation with fire.....and sees the look of excitement in their eyes....

S fetches the tweezers......I'll pick them off she says.......catch them by the bum and twist....just leaves the head in Janet's neck......

See Janet squirm........

S picks off the first tick and discovers.........it's half a bead from the necklace Janet is wearing......the necklace she thought had woven beads in it......woven?!!!

They were halved and stuck on with super glue.....yeah....not so super...that is now having to be scrubbed off Janet's neck...... :-(

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// Janet has poor eyesight and has had half a bottle of red//
i assume we're talking jeroboam here ...

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Janet won't always be out of the country, Ael.... ;-)

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