I invited a friend for dinner.........I opened the wine early.......got out two glasses and smashed one.....doesn't glass go everywhere.....
I slaved for hours over a white wine sauce with the help of Loyd Grossman then spilt it all down the clothes I was wearing.....black clothes of course.....
Then....serving a second potoato thing......courtesy of Aldi......to my guest.....I dropped it in his lap......
He's in the bathroom rescuing his trousers....I'm in the doghouse....... :-(
Now, Ael.....my guest may not have been SunnyDave......and it'd have surprised us both if Sunny had appeared in my kitchen clutching his bits and bleeding to death.....it'd really spoil pudding!.... ;-)