Sign In The Back Of A Car.

[Caran]

Saw this today, " I'm driving this fast because I need a poo"
Is there any need for this at all?

[vortex]

Ummmm - yes, that's what I thought.

[ummmm]

I'm going to slap myself for laughing at that...

[Jackdaw33]

I once saw a toddler in a shirt which read: I'm a little ***.

[andy-hughes]

The best baby tee-shirt I ever saw said 'Teething - it's the pits!'.

[ummmm]

Nowadays, divebuddy, but that was their attention.

[grasscarp]

As this is already about this subject I think you won't mind my story. When grandson was about 4 he had managed to get dirty and I was cleaning him up. I asked him if there was going to be any more, or is that it?
He replied "it."
Made me laugh.

[Cloverjo]

It made me laugh, too, Grasscarp. Children are so literal aren't they?

When my son was young I once told him to "Behave!" He replied with "I am being have." [have with a long A, not the usual way]

(As we're in Chatterbank, I think it's ok to digress from the OP slightly.)