Winner

[marval]

The farmer was surprised when his pumpkin won a blue ribbon at the State Fair.

He shouted, "Oh, my gourd."

[Patsy33]

Dill it ever end?

[elliemay1]

I don't think we can spinach out any longer

[marval]

I shall keep it going just to curry favour.

[Patsy33]

This kale of puns is a maize ing!

[elliemay1]

Some are a bit corn-y

[Patsy33]

It's not rocket science!

[magicmick]

He said to his opponents "manure going to have to do better next year"

[Patsy33]

So keep your finger on the pulse!

[elliemay1]

... and don't get into a pickle

[marval]

I am off to bed now, I will Ketchup tomorrow.

[Patsy33]

I think I yam too...

[Svejk]

I found it very salsifying.

[zebo]

Oh yes it belatedly can, this post is just a load of cockaleekie

[Patsy33]

Marval, don't know if it's been said before but you,re a little gem!

[frugalfred]

Yes, marval is paid a good celery.

[Patsy33]

Still going then? Just been watching Dr. Who And The Garlics....

[elliemay1]

Exturnipate! Exturnipate!