Michael Moore

[davver]

why doesn't Michael Moore's mother make him tuck his shirt in and have a shave?

[bernardo]

If she did, he would probably denounce her as a bourgeois revisionist or a venomous running-dog of Bushism-Capitalism-Imperialism.

[Janetex]

She's too scared to say anything any moore.

[sylvia]

Because he is too fat to tuck his shirt in. It would mean a huge roll coming over the belt. Same with the shave, that facial growth is to cover up a multitude of chins. Be kind to the untucked in, hairy folk.