1St April Tricks

[Barmaid]

I would like a simple but effective trick for son of Mr BM to play on Mr BM tomorrow. Any suggestions, please?

[Psybbo]

Let the chickens out

[tonyav]

Lose one of his tyres down !,

[erin-x]

How old is he? Master BM that is.

[society]

Son tells Mr. BM you are on the phone to speak to him (Mr. BM).

[gness]

1.Cling film the loo......2.Master BM comes down to breakfast asking...What is this?..... holding up a pregnancy testing kit.......3.Fill the toes of his shoes with flour.....

[Psybbo]

Can you make up and print a huge mobile phone bill for him to present to his dad?

[Barmaid]

Letting the chickens out is funny, but I won't get away with that 2 days on the trot :)

If I let one of his tyres down I can expect a strop that lasts about 3 weeks.

Master BM is 14, but because of learning difficulties and autism has a mental age of about 8.

Nice idea Society, but Master BM would not answer the phone.

[Barmaid]

I pay the bills psybbo!!!!!!!!!!!

Trouble is with the cling film I would end up clearing it up. The pregnancy testing kit wouldn't work because he desperately wants us to have kids and I can't. and I doubt he will put his shoes on tomorrow.

[Psybbo]

OK, get son to put red spots on his face and hands 'Dad is this chicken pox?'

[Barmaid]

This is more for Master BM than anyone else - he likes silly childish tricks. I was thinking of hard boiling the egg he will naturally take to cook his fried egg sarnie. OR I do have a rubber egg so I could get Master BM to collect the eggs and then get him to throw the rubber one at Mr BM. (Mr BM probably won't appreciate that one too much after the day I lost my rag with him and chucked a tray of rotten eggs at him).

[Barmaid]

pmsl psybbo, that one might work. Aside from the fact that getting Master BM to do that is probably a no no. He won't put ANYTHING on his face at all. (Even soap).

[Barmaid]

I'll be back in a bit - cooking!!!!!!!!!!!

[erin-x]

Does he take sugar in his coffee/tea/cereal? Swap it for salt!

[erin-x]

Or get loads of safety pins and pin all his pants together in row so when he takes a pair out in the morning it turns out like a clown's handkerchief gag!! :-)

[gness]

Opps...sorry re. baby. Do you have a banana and do you know the sliced banana trick?

[Barmaid]

I could try the salt in the coffee thing. Am also considering turning off the electricity for the blu ray player/stereo and waiting for the resulting strop.

It needs to be something that will make Master BM think he has "had" his dad and makes him laugh.

[Barmaid]

He hates bananas and I don't have any anyway. And don't worry about the baby thing, I'm a bit too long in the tooth to get upset by it now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just want a funny trick that little one can play on big one so little one and big one both laugh. ...........

I laugh at them all the time, but it has to be almost slapstick.

[auntflo]

on your computer settings, switch the mouse from right to left handed...

[tonyav]

Swop his can of shaving foam for a can of whipped cream or vice versa.

[Hopkirk]

Get him to say the Man United have sacked Sir Alex Ferguson.