Tuscany Villa

[VINNY100_2]

have booked the villa cassanova for the biddys,can you get cheese on toast in the local village?caf� fran�ais. here..(:O)

[Robinia]

mmm, needs a bit of work there shaney
is that a typical Norfolk male....hehe?

[Robinia]

oh nooo jno take her away quick! Vinny's furiously searching out a hat pin.....

[Robinia]

ewww, bet you have a trellis on your behind after sitting all day in string pants. I thought I'd come out in some horrible lumps once...it was where I'd been sitting on the holes in my rubber bath mat...hahahaha....

[shaneystar2]

Yes ....there's a few like that round here ...I seem to bump into them in Somerfields quite often near the chs counter.

[jno]

if you've lost your pin, just click on these...

http://www.virtual-bubblewrap.com/bubble-wrap. swf

[jno]

if you've lost your pin, just click on these... (with sound is better)

http://www.virtual-bubblewrap.com/bubble-wrap. swf

[jno]

hmmm, stereo

[netibiza]

No jno more like a c0ck up!!

[VINNY100_2]

Blimey jno...thats brill.....if you burst everyone,you get barry in the nude......dont tell el...netti....
home sweet home
sorry netti....when mine doesent suck,it means the suction pipes blocked.What a glorious day its been....popped over biddyford..and its was like a summers day...slurp...first Becks of the day.....(:O)

[netibiza]

Vinny but I still don't know HOW to make it suck, please read your budweiser email, it explains it all. I am not doing it right, the tubes are clear.

[VINNY100_2]

its on its way me e.mails down..so im sending percy...netti.....mind you,me pidgeon has been drinking me becks....so when he arrive's...top him up with a bit of sangria..and tell him,if he aint back by 12...im shutting the loft.....grassya rse...(:O)

[Robinia]

crikey Vinny was only slurping for an hour & he'd lost it

lovely video + music there James Chalmers - are you working for the yokel tourist board now?....& I love the song on the end..
what are they singing about?

[netibiza]

Ta Vinny - it was having both the suction and spray on at the same time, I didn't know you had to - hence the sopping carpets - what a wally!!!

[Robinia]

seconded....

no good talking to Vinny he'll be blotto by now & busy chatting up a llama....

[VINNY100_2]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~::::::::(*_*)::::::::::::~~~~~~~~~~::::::::::::~~~~~~~eY UP..oh bum fluff me caplocuks...have taken over..
peace
is this my pint..hic.....!..(:O)

[VINNY100_2]

Dont spose you no what a llama has fer breckies...(:O)

[Robinia]

♫tra...laaa...laaa.....♫
good morning starshiners....lovely day....

turns on washing machine....
better give them the long cycle...been wearing 'em all week...

look at the muck in here....
♫tra...laaa...laaa.....♫ .....turns on hoover.....

ooops, can't hear the music now...better turn it up....

♫♫....LAAAA DE DAAAA...♫

[DaSwede]

Good evening possums. Sit back if you'd please, 'cause I'm here to tell you the saddest tale that's ever broken your hearts. Here, you'd better have the big box. This story was told on Swedish television by journalist Maria Scherer decades ago, and she told it as a true one. Details may elude me, but here's the gist of it.

A man and a woman meet when they are fairly young. They are both married, and cheating is so painful that after a while they decide not to meet again until they are free to do so. They'll start anew in a foreign country where the man has had a job offer. He will go ahead of her, make arrangements for where they will live, and the minute his divorce comes through he will send her an airplane ticket and that will be her signal.

As the ticket never arrives, the woman starts to think that the man has changed his mind and gone back to his wife. The years go by, she never marries again. Life itself goes by. In her old age her relatives move her to a home. To sell her flat they renovate it, and as they rip out the carpet in the hallway close to the door (some kind of runner, nailed to the floor, I suppose), they find an envelope, yellowed with age, underneath it... yep, you know the rest.

This is of course the story that Vinny's father's ship lost in the post reminded me of. It's so saaa-ad!

Are you okay, biddies...? dry your eyes

(Look at the dog's embarrassed grin when he returns the wet hat!)

[DaSwede]

Trying to dry your eyes again:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=S7KekOIWsJQ