Tuscany Villa

[VINNY100_2]

have booked the villa cassanova for the biddys,can you get cheese on toast in the local village?caf� fran�ais. here..(:O)

[netibiza]

Sorry - about the typos - actually they are not typos. I am learning latin or something that Robina can't speak.

[Robinia]

no good creeping, two timer...
....& what's windy going to know that I don't eh?
he's probably sprouting.... oops,grouting.... in his new salle de bain.....

[netibiza]

Well actually, I'm having trouble with George, am up to my neck in suds - and no idea how to get rid of 'em!!

Two-timer - moi? actually it's more like 5, 6 or 7 timer, with all these web thingies I've been joining. But I love me old biddies and never will I forsake thee.

[Robinia]

well you'll never get Vinny's attention now....I think you've upset him - he's acting out of character & doing a spot of gardening...

Oi Vincent!....tut, tut, tut!

[netibiza]

ha ha I liked that!

[netibiza]

VINNY ! Get onto your email now!!!

[netibiza]

the neighbours come to help neti!

[netibiza]

Oh no! there's a crowd of people dressed in rubber and waving chains and whips coming up my path, what else did I join yesterday!!!

[Robinia]

hahaha - is it that bad? throw a bar of soap in, it works in the bath...one minute up to your belly button in suds (musn't use too much water, tut) ...the next, all is revealed.

[netibiza]

There you go again - being skinny. "All is revealed" even when the bath is full, there's bulging neti -

[netibiza]

If Vinny likes bikini clad women

maybe I can tempt him!

[VINNY100_2]

HaHaHa...robinia...thats brill...checks watch..yep...netti's house should be flooded by now...
erm...yer sucking up wont work netti..I mean your sucking up pipe sounds like its blocked....check it out...might be a few potatos up there....erm...i mean pesetas...now dont disturb me again....ive got to do some grass cutting....hehe...!(:O)

[netibiza]

That is not good enough Vinny please answer my emails as I really don't know howto operate the machine.

[Robinia]

now, don't get in a lather neti

[netibiza]

Hello - this is glamorous Brenda from Sheffield - 48 x 20 x 38 - here is my phone no,

Oooops - sorry wrong site.

[Robinia]

where's that one then? think I'll join...is it one of those singlets clubs...?

[shaneystar2]

Probably .....full of guys who say they are really dishy but probably look like this
http://www.petersontuners.com/images/bank/Gurn ing2.jpg

Honestly Neti ......how could you ?

[netibiza]

the singlet club uniform

[netibiza]

shaney, Robinia can have your one!!

[jno]

bubble for neti... bubble for neti
... hope she doesn't go over to the dark side and raffle it on eBay