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smurfchops | 20:15 Mon 12th Sep 2011 | Body & Soul
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Well today I started pouring my cranberry juice into the bran instead of a glass. But yesterday was a winner. I showed the bus driver my NatWest credit card instead of my bus pass, then went to sit down, he held up all the bus and called me back, how embarrassing. Sometimes I put a pair of specs on top of a pair I am already wearing. What are your Senior Moments ?
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Avatar Image Euphemia
I put all sorts of strange things in the fridge.
20:19 Mon 12th Sep 2011
Avatar Image mike11111
Including toilet rolls? I did, and left a pound of sausage on the bathroom window sill.
20:22 Mon 12th Sep 2011
Avatar Image Quassia
smurfchops ...
I tried to pay a mannekin for something on a market stall!!
20:22 Mon 12th Sep 2011
Avatar Image JonnyBoy12
I put a question on AnswerBank and expected a sensible, helpful reply.
20:23 Mon 12th Sep 2011
Avatar Image emmie
too many really, getting on the wrong bus, well they are red, so all look alike.
I didn't notice i was going the wrong way for nearly 30 minutes, by which time i was half way across London.
20:23 Mon 12th Sep 2011
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.. I was busy looking at the stall & just saw this form to the side of me without looking up! Tried to pay a dummy!
20:23 Mon 12th Sep 2011
Avatar Image vallaw
probably get as much help from a dummy as some shop "assistants" . . .
20:25 Mon 12th Sep 2011
Avatar Image BAKERS DOZEN
Mother in law once put the alarm clock on the doorstep and took two empty milk bottles to bed.
20:25 Mon 12th Sep 2011
Avatar Image emmie
JB, that's not remotely amusing, nor a senior moment
20:25 Mon 12th Sep 2011
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LOL!!! That cant be right vallaw??
20:26 Mon 12th Sep 2011
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I mean, bakers dozen!
20:27 Mon 12th Sep 2011
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vallaw .. I looked around to see if anyone had seen me ;0)
20:28 Mon 12th Sep 2011
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If you're over 18, go into any high street clothes shop and see what you think . .
20:28 Mon 12th Sep 2011
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I think I'm over 18 ;0?
20:30 Mon 12th Sep 2011
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bumped into those mannequins in shops, some are so likelike, and find myself saying sorry, sorry, then realise they aren't moving.
20:30 Mon 12th Sep 2011
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^ lol em
20:31 Mon 12th Sep 2011
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I tried to bleep my boots card rather than my oyster card last week...I don't even know why I had my boots card out :-S
21:03 Mon 12th Sep 2011
Avatar Image Buenchico
I've spent ages looking for my specs before realising that I'm having no difficulties in seeing everywhere that I'm looking for them because . . .

(I don't need to finish the sentence, do I?)
;-)
21:06 Mon 12th Sep 2011
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Think we've all done that one lol!
21:07 Mon 12th Sep 2011
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Oh yes.....
21:07 Mon 12th Sep 2011

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