Play on words

[pator]

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner

A dentist and manicurist married. The fight tooth and nail.

Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.

Police were called to a day care, where a 3 year old child was resisting a rest.

[New Judge]

But what about the hyena who swallowed a packet of Oxo cubes and made a laughing stock of himself?

[pator]

Good one New Judge - hadn't heard that one