Is It True?

[Jemisa]

Man


Man is a woman's best friend.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do;
To live without fear and forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions
And give in to her most intimate desires.

He will make sure she always feels that she's the most beautiful
Woman in the room and will enable her to be confident,
Sexy, seductive, and invincible.

con'd












No wait...... Sorry....... I'm thinking of wine.

It’s wine that does all that.

Sorry.

[squarebear]

lol

[WELSHYORKIE]

First bit is true in our house, then I go and buy her the wine and then she forgets about the first bit!!!

[Invictas]

Jem,
The definition of a perfect marriage:~
A Blind Wife
&
A Deaf Husband.



AND for all me:~
Whenever you are wrong admit it,
& Whenever you are right
Shut Up!


Here endeth the lesson according to Jo.

[Invictas]

for me read MEN

[murraymints]

if only...!!!! how is your OH now Jem ?

[Jemisa]

murrymints, Thankyou for asking, he's ok, a bit sorry for himself and lapping up the attention. He's broken a bone in his left hand, the bruising is coming out now, his face looks as if he's done a few rounds with Mike Tyson & he knows it could have been oh so much worse. He'll be fine.

jem

[TTG]

Man problems Jem? To be serious...we are not all bad, some of us can be very good as I've been told on many occasion. ;-)

[TTG]

Apologies Jem, I posted before reading your post above mine. Hope your man is better soon.

[Jemisa]

TTG, - Yes I know there are some good 'uns out there & I've met quite a few in my time.
I'm only having a bit of fun. I'm sure you're a smasher. xx

jem

[murraymints]

A lot of TLC...and...a packet of jammy dodgers...should do the trick !

[Invictas]

Jem,for your OH:~
http://www.gifluv.com...mentsgetwellsoon5.gif

or this,but it might make him have a coronary! LOL
http://www.sadmuffin..../get-well-soon020.gif

[Jemisa]

Awww! thats nice of you Invictus. I think the 2 nd one I'll save til he's fully recovered, we don't want any unecessary stirrings yet.

jem