what about a limerick then? Am I clutching at straws now..lol

[Bobbisox]

Ther was an owld man called docspock


bu$$er, can't think of the next line...lol

[Greedyfly]

Who once had a pet croc...

[Bobbisox]

Its teeth were so big

....

[Greedyfly]

and he wore a pink wig

[TheOtherHalf]

but I dont give a fig

[Bobbisox]

topped off with a flowery smock
boom-boom

I think I will give up...lol

[TheOtherHalf]

follow on from greedfly

and he wore a pink wig
and went to a gig
and boy could thatr crock rock

[McMouse]

On the breast of a barmaid from Sale
Was tatooed the prices of ale.
While on her behind
for the sake of the blind
Was the same information in braille.

[Greedyfly]

lmao

[Bobbisox]

ha-ha-ha-ha

another?
The boy stood on the burning deck, his buttocks all a-quiver
,,,,

[TheOtherHalf]

he gave a cough and his head fell off
and he sh*t into the river

[mazie]

He gave a cough, is leg fell off
and floated down the river

[Bobbisox]

ha-ha, I am smiling at all of these little dittys

[tigerlelly]

He gave a cough
His ? fell off
And floated down the river



Sorry, can't remember what ? is.

[McMouse]

In the garden of Eden sat Adam,
massaging the bust of his madam,
he chuckled with mirth,
for he knew that on earth,
there were only two boobs and he had ‘em.

[TheOtherHalf]

Ill start one for you to finish

There was a nice lady called Bobbi
Who decided to take up a hobby
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????

[Bobbisox]

to knit some shreddies for the good and the ready.
..ha-ha

[redman41]

In the garden of Eden sat Adam,
massaging the bust of his madam,
he chuckled with mirth,
for he knew that on earth,
there were only two boobs and he had ‘em.

[Greedyfly]

lol how witty we are

[Bobbisox]

whay-aye man two for the price of one there...ha-ha

[redman41]

McMouse you beat me to it ..ha ha