inventions

[slinky.kate]

if you were an inventer ,what would your invention be and why?
mine would be a breathalyser for the car whan you put your seatbelt on you must blow through a tube and if you are over the limit it.s an automatic cut out

[trt]

Not really a good idea slinky.kate, people would just avoid putting their seat belts on if they were pi$$ed.

[society]

There is such an invention, or quite similar in America.

[jno]

no seat belt on, car no start.

[fethers]

I live in Canada. Yes, this has been invented. Required for repeat drunk drivers to have installed in their vehicle if they want to drive after a lengthly suspension. It wont allow the vehicle start if the driver blows over wether the driver is the one with the drinking history or his friend. Also, if they do get it started it can at any time require the vehicle to pull over for another test. This equipment is all paid for by the guilty one. After a year or two with no incidents it may be removed depending on the judges decision. Has nothing to do with seatbelt being buckled.

[Panic Button]

National Express are fitting these devices in their coaches in the UK at this moment.

[Panic Button]

http://www.nationalex...ws/pr2010/2010-02-10/

[bibblebub]

I'd invent a machine that came up with ideas for new inventions. Of course if I'd already invented it then I could have had this idea earlier.

[zzxxee]

a remote controll for kids that had a mute button and a fast forward button to skip the moody teenage years !!!

[mightyWBA]

I'd invent a car that used rainwater as fuel.
Mind you we'd probably be hit with a cloud tax.
:-(

[mightyWBA]

I'd also invent a time machine..
Well I actually have next year,just popping back to tell you.

Panic...We've been relegated,again :-(

[sara3]

I would invent something that would kill my noisy, inconsiderate neighbours without leaving any link to me. they've woken me at 1.45am again today, and that's 2 nights out of 3 :o(

[beejay1124]

what won this saturdays national mighty ?

[zzxxee]

well sara i would imagine they are having a lie in so crank up your best black sabbath album and do the hoovering revenge they say is sweet !!!

[mightyWBA]

I'll let you know when I've placed the bet Beejay...Don't want the price to collapse.
Sara is an expensive wife in 2011.

[Sandy-Wroe]

Mon Mome won at odds of 10-1. But don't be telling anybody.

[sara3]

zzxxee, he's gone out to work but it's his partner that's the one with "sleep problems" ie; doesn't get her lazy fat @rse out of bed all day, can't sleep at night.. hellllooooo??!!!

my daughter is asleep and I don't want to disturb her, plus I don't want it to escalate.

I just want them dead, then I could sleep better.

[sara3]

mightyWBA.. I'll be a cheap wife if I'm in prison!

[zzxxee]

cant you make a complaint to the police or the peole that deal with noise pollution at your local council sara ?

[sara3]

yeah, I got all the paperwork last year when I was nearly tearing my hair out.. shoved them under his nose and it got better for a while. I'll have to dig it out and do it x

[zzxxee]

GOOD LUCK i hate inconsiderate people