I'm new on here and I would like to say a big hi to you all and whats a crakkkkkklarsing on here. I have been following all you on here just looking on for a few months now and I have finally registered on here so I could tell you all what I think about you.
Now treat me gently please as I know you give newbies a hard time on here but I like things done my way.
Now where are them retarded people on here that you call trolls? I have not had a visit from one of them yet, I want a visit from one and I want it now or I will throw a tantrum if I dont get what I want.
I don't think you should want to meet any trolls, otherwise you might get the troll-catchers after you. There are several on here, ghastly creatures. One of them is grossly obese and hairy, rather after the fashion of a baboon, and carries a lethal plastic sword which dangles menacingly between his thighs (where there is plenty of room)