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Lucy Thomas | 14:57 Thu 29th Nov 2007 | ChatterBank
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Anyone want to come to a Christening party tomorrow night. It's for my new pig, Mohammad.
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Will thier bea alkohol?
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There will be alcohol, sausages on sticks, bacon rolls and pork scratchings.

All the ladies present must display as much flesh as they dare.

Sorry, gentlemen. No beards.
I have actually got a real model pig in my garden. It's only got one ear because a fox had an argument with it. It has long been called Mohammed.
as lonng as their is a hedghogg of pinapple and chese on stiks that will be ok
I'll be in charge of security: however, someone will have to wipe the grease off the cartridges prior to me loading my rifle.
Dont think I can come, the voices in my head have told me to stay in the vestry and polish my guns...
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The cheese and pineapple sticks will be sculptured into a nine foot depiction of Allah (God bless him and all who sail in him).
That much cheese will give me nightmares
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If the party lasts until dawn, I shall get my neighbour to stand on the roof and wail unintelligibly at the top of his voice. He isn't an Arab but he does look a bit swarthy.
Hello Lucy Thomas!!
Is there a dress code requirement? Do the women need to wear burkas and the men yamacahs?

Can I bring pigs-in-a-blanket?
you should call your pig Mohamhead
I cant wait to get to heaven and the 50 virgins who will be waiting for me.

Having said that I wish someone had told me beforehand that they were blokes....
Intolerance of intolerance is the only kind of intolerance that can be tolerated.
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You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
If you had a pig on yr head yo would be Hamead

If you had 2 pigs on yr head you would then be Morehamhead

then if you had 2 pigs on yr head and parkinsons diseaes you would be Shake Morehamhead
I'd rather see this on his head:

http://www.mpturner.net/images/mohammed1.jpg
whats orange and black and looks good on a muslim

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