Party invite.

[Lucy Thomas]

Anyone want to come to a Christening party tomorrow night. It's for my new pig, Mohammad.

[4GS]

Will thier bea alkohol?

[Lucy Thomas]

There will be alcohol, sausages on sticks, bacon rolls and pork scratchings.

All the ladies present must display as much flesh as they dare.

Sorry, gentlemen. No beards.

[whiffey]

I have actually got a real model pig in my garden. It's only got one ear because a fox had an argument with it. It has long been called Mohammed.

[Reverandfunk]

as lonng as their is a hedghogg of pinapple and chese on stiks that will be ok

[stewey]

I'll be in charge of security: however, someone will have to wipe the grease off the cartridges prior to me loading my rifle.

[Reverandfunk]

Dont think I can come, the voices in my head have told me to stay in the vestry and polish my guns...

[Lucy Thomas]

The cheese and pineapple sticks will be sculptured into a nine foot depiction of Allah (God bless him and all who sail in him).

[Reverandfunk]

That much cheese will give me nightmares

[Lucy Thomas]

If the party lasts until dawn, I shall get my neighbour to stand on the roof and wail unintelligibly at the top of his voice. He isn't an Arab but he does look a bit swarthy.

[society]

Hello Lucy Thomas!!
Is there a dress code requirement? Do the women need to wear burkas and the men yamacahs?

Can I bring pigs-in-a-blanket?

[.steg.]

you should call your pig Mohamhead

[Reverandfunk]

I cant wait to get to heaven and the 50 virgins who will be waiting for me.

Having said that I wish someone had told me beforehand that they were blokes....

[Skreecheeboy]

Intolerance of intolerance is the only kind of intolerance that can be tolerated.

[Skreecheeboy]

You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

[4GS]

Can we play traditional party games?

http://www.taz.de/blogs/wp-inst/wp-content/blogs.d ir/44/files/2006/11/LEGO%20Mohammed.jpg

[Reverandfunk]

If you had a pig on yr head yo would be Hamead

If you had 2 pigs on yr head you would then be Morehamhead

then if you had 2 pigs on yr head and parkinsons diseaes you would be Shake Morehamhead

[4GS]

I'd rather see this on his head:

http://www.mpturner.net/images/mohammed1.jpg

[Reverandfunk]

whats orange and black and looks good on a muslim