Roll up! Roll up for Bojo the Clown and his Covid Circus. Watch and howl with laughter as the modern day King Canute tries to turn back the tide of Covid. You'll split your sides laughing at the tactics. Get back to work! Go to the pub! Go for a meal! We'll even pay for half of it! Let's get the country away from the garbage he's already caused.
Er, hang on. Death rates dropping like a stone. Infections rocketing. Get off the streets! Stay home. Don't mix with anyone! Wear a mask, (it won't do any good though cos infections have taken off since that enforcement came in).
Roll up! Roll up! Watch the clown who's clueless on covid. On second thoughts, stay home! Stay Home! That's the only tactic we have. You've got to be a good clown to realise that. Enter the gladiators!