I Haven't Used My Oven

[Tilly2]

since I came back from my holiday on the 13th. July. Do you think it will function properly when I cook my turkey for Christmas?

[anneasquith]

best do a trial run !!!!!!!!!!

[gness]

Mine does Tilly...so you should be okay....;-) x

[Tilly2]

Where can I get a turkey in July?

[boxtops]

Of course it will, I haven't used my oven for about six months.

[gness]

Dating Ads, Tilly? x

[anneasquith]

lateral thinking..............try a big chicken :) :)

[Psybbo]

Tilly, I'm reporting you to mrs_o for using the 'C' word

[Tilly2]

All these defunct ovens!

[gness]

Hey....Isn't....Defunctoven!!!!!...a good alternative swear word? x

[Alston]

Time is running out. :-

http://www.xmasclock.com/

Al.

[Tilly2]

I'd never remember 'defunctoven' in the heat of the moment, Gness. It would come out all wrong.

Psybbo, see if I care! That begins with 'c'.

[mikey4444]

I'm not quite sure of your question ? Are you saying that you won't use your oven until Xmas Day ? What are you going to use between now and then ?

I can't see any reason whatsoever why your oven shouldn't work at any time in the future.

[gness]

Mikey...I think it's that some ovens...especially those of the male variety, take umbrage at being ignored and Christmas Day would be a good time to get revenge.
Tilly would only need to use her oven before then if she were going to cook something.....a non obligatory chore.....;-) x

[mallyh]

tilly2 if it doesn't work christmas day chuck the turkey on the bar b

[Tilly2]

Mikey, it's been too hot to put the oven on. Is the heatwave not going to last until December? Gness is right. Ovens can be extremely vengeful.

P.S. Pysbbo, I didn't use the C word that time. No backlash from mrs_o, so far. I think I got away with it.

[Tilly2]

Good idea, mallyh. I'll stockpile the charcoal.

[tonyav]

No backlash from mrs_o, so far. I think I got away with it.


[i]Tony texts mrs_o[i].

[Tilly2]

Yont, you snitch!
See if I care!

[Dee Sa]

not used the oven since 13th ..... shame on you !!!!!!lol !

[Tilly2]

It's amazing what you can do with an Iceburg lettuce, Dee.