More little things to make me happy.

[gness]

We have moved the shed and it didn't fall over.
The PONDS have arrived! I know I was ordering A POND and I now have two ponds (don't ask it's a long story) and the chap who told me he had my birthing pool on the van has found his way out of the bushes. I wasn't in a joking mood but bless him...he didn't know about Dicky so I should have been kinder.

[tonyav]

LOL @ birthing pool.

[gness]

Yeah...he thought it was funny til he saw my face Tony. You well?

[Psybbo]

When are you due?

[DTCwordfan]

so what are you going to do with two pools then? It might drive you quackers....

[gness]

The Angel wasn't too sure Sib. Must go and find the donkey. JOSEPH!! Get a move on!

[TOWIE]

I steer clear of garden ponds, ever since I fell drunk face down in my neighbour's one - if that wasn't bad enough, it was at a 'welcome to the neighbourhood party' f or me and Mr. T. They had another party this summer and we wasn't invited, I can't think why {:o(

[DTCwordfan]

one could be a goat watering hole - a billybong or is that dong?

[tonyav]

Yeah, not to bad gness, you ok ?. who's the father ?.

[gness]

Going to be imaginative DT. When I've had a glass this evening.

[gness]

Father? God knows Tony.

[gness]

TOWIE. Come to my Baby Shower. :-)

[tonyav]

Mmmmm, DNA

[gness]

Well you supplied the bloody condoms!

[TOWIE]

would love to, gness - just fence off the ponds.....hahaha

[TOWIE]

well if the baby is born wearing a 'skirt' - we will know who the Daddy is....

[DTCwordfan]

are we going to see a pic of the hut and the birthing ponds then - you could rent them out to Dutch women, they are into their birthing pools big time (and usually big-sized).

[tonyav]

You shouldn't have poked holes in them with that pointy stick gness. And anyhow I gave you a good discount.

[gness]

Only on CB could you announce you have a pond and end up pregnant with a pond full of Dutch women within minutes. ;-)

[Psybbo]

2 ponds and a bump

[Psybbo]

Will it be a shotgun wedding?