just what i needed

[emmie]

two bible bashers showing up on the doorstep, feeling as i do currently i am surprised my language wasn't more ripe, but for pity sake what do these people want.

[mrs_overall]

Jesus wants you for a sunbeam

[tiggerblue10]

The exact same thing happened to me - on New Years Day!

[emmie]

they can feck off as far as i am concerned, my humour such as it ever was has totally deserted me.

[emmie]

i thought it was the post, it's why went to the door, two JW i think who wanted to save my soul, perhaps if they can cure whatever ails me, and after a month of it that would take some doing, then i might have given them 10 seconds before shutting the door.

[RATTER15]

We get them here on occasions, my first words to them are "you really have knocked on the wrong door this time" People appear to have trouble getting rid of them, I seem to have the problem of holding on to the slimey little feckers!!!!

They start of arguing their case and before I know it the first one is out the gate and beckoning the second one to escape while the going is still good, and thats before they have met the dogs :)

[mrs_overall]

Tell them you are a witch - they usually scarper pretty sharpish

[emmie]

ratter, they certainly picked on the wrong person today,

[anneasquith]

quite simply say, i am quite happy with my live thank you,. and have no wish to waste your time thank you. and close the door.

[emmie]

not a witch, more an ogre, still feeling ill after a month, and apart from all the visits to the doctors no closer to getting an answer.

[tiggerblue10]

There was a time when I'd be extremely rude to them but I think I've mellowed a bit. I just said to them that I wasn't interested and bid them farewell.

[starone]

What are your symptoms em - I know we are not doctors (except sqad) but sometimes if we have had similar symptoms we can make useful suggestions. I know I have had help from AB several times. Incidentally, as soon as I see JW's around if I accidentally answer the door I just say No thankyou and close it again, well slam it actually.

[joggerjayne]

Tell them you're studying to be initiated into Voodoo ... a religion much older, and more established, than theirs.

Or move into a flat like me. You can look down from your balcony, as they stare at the secure front door ... and maybe even dribble your coffee on to their heads.

[mrs_overall]

JJ, or anyone with a balcony - the trick is to flick a tablespoon of yoghurt onto unwanted callers. They'll asume it is bird poo.
Just dont make the mistake of using a fruity yoghurt

[joggerjayne]

LOL ... and gross ... but more LOL.

[4getmenot]

its their belief, if i have time i will talk, as im always interested in other people views on life. Doesnt hurt to listen once in a while.

[TWR]

Morning EM, I had to laugh when I read your post, we had these people coming and telling me about the bloke upstairs, I just said to them & it works, do not come back to this house, never seen them since or any of their tribe

[Bambiagain]

When I was first in Germany they came round and I tried the old 'I don't speak German' line. A few days later they sent round someone who spoke English. Can't fault them for persistence.

[Ann]

They don't like arguing with Christians in the mainstream Churches so I always smile, say to them "I am a Christian, but our views are different to yours and I go to my own Church thank you" and they always leave quickly without me having to be rude to them. I would hate to have to do that kind of quite scary visitation and demoralising work in order to gain my place in Heaven.

[Ann]

Had to smile at mrs overall remark :)

[carlton23]

I just put a sign on the door near to the bell, so that they see it, and tell them. Religeous sect`s. Don`t ring the bell, thankyou..... I haven`t had a visit from them in years.