time to go for a run

[joggerjayne]

Got a bottle of dry white in the fridge for when I get back.

Yummy.

=0)

[Naomicorlett]

I am going to sneak in and liberate the wine while she is out running......anybody want to share the illgotten gains?

[Jan1957]

Ok Naomi, I'm in. I'll glug it before she gets back.

[Jackdukworth]

Have you seen our Vera?

[stewey]

Perhaps she's only running to the fish and chip store as it's only three minutes away. So never tary in your fiendish caper.

[de.angel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpeA5eLqB1Q

[sn�gs]

''Perhaps she's only running to the fish and chip store''

Perhaps... although I'm having a hard time imagining JJ standing in a chippy queue waiting for 'a meat pie and a tub of mushy peas'...

[Jan1957]

I expect she'll be getting a kebab later as well. Pour me another wine before she gets back.

[stewey]

Snags, our jj wouldn't merely stand in line would she? She'd be jogging on the spot in time to "Roll Out The Barrel"'

[rinkins]

Double check that fridge, there was a bottle of veuve in there the other day!!....

I'll have a swig of the wine while we look....

[sn�gs]

''jogging on the spot in time to "Roll Out The Barrel"

What a bizarre mental image lol...

[Jan1957]

Well she's not back yet so shall we have a rummage through her drinks cabinet?

[caththecrazy]

I like a good rummage...

[Jan1957]

Not through her drawers cath. Oh I don't know, we could do that as well.

[Naomicorlett]

Has she got perfumed drawer liners??? Oh sorry they are her tena ladies.

[Naomicorlett]

OHOH We are going to be in so much trouble when she gets back.......quick let's hide.

[Jan1957]

OK I'm going under the bed. Will take that bottle of brandy I found with me.

[caththecrazy]

No stone will be left unturned.....

and we'll use the facilities too.....

[caththecrazy]

why are you hiding she's not back yet..
Jan I'm jumping on the bed - I like a bounce and I can't do it at home as I don't allow the boys to

[Jan1957]

Must have a word with her cleaning lady, it's very dusty under this bed. Ooh there's some nice shoes here though, think I'll try them on.

[caththecrazy]

and on the top of the doors too I can see when I'm bouncing!!!!

Jan if you're really dusty you might need a shower there's nice shower gel in there and you want to get in first and make sure there's enough hot water