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Scuzz, I totally agree. Just in relation to the texting, there is something wrong with her phone and it is nearly impossible to get through to her this way. I would prefer to actually talk to her, as text messages are problematic and can be taken the wrong way.
I am going to do what lady_p said and send her something along those lines.
By the way it isn't the 'f' word blanked out in the question, its the 'p' word! Thanks for all your answers.