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dickythecook | 14:22 Thu 01st Nov 2012 | Jokes
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The good ol' country boy was in the bar next to an extremely good looking woman. He leans over and whispers in her ear.
" You remind me of my little toe "
" Why " she asks, "Is it because I am small and cute?"
"No" he replies, " It is because I will probably bang you on the coffee table later, when I'm drunk!!"
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LOL!!!
arf arf arf but hardly likely to attract said lady! :o}
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Are but, wbm what if she was the one deliverig the line, eh? It could explain the toenail!
(best keep that to ourselves tho')
Hadn't thought of that! :o}
I don't paint my toenails, just as well really :-)

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