I've got....

[bobjugs12]

....a mosquito bite on my arrse cheek. It's really itchy and annoying!!

Is it bad manners to scratch your bum at work?

[supersuezy24]

Run to the loo and have a good scratch haha

[mccfluff]

put some antihistamine cream on it, you do carry some don;t you?

or glue, glue will work

[Barmaid]

Absolutely not. Get scratching. Just make sure you are not eating a banana at the same time, else people may think you have not properly evolved.

I went camping a few years ago and got midge bits on my lady garden. For Funks Sake, that was AWFUL! You have my sympathy.

[cherrychapstick]

Nooo, Well maybe go to the toilet and scratch it ! lol

[Bbbananas]

I'm always having a good scrat at my minnie - but obviously I do it as discreetly as possible. Mitts under the desk at all times, unless I'm alone in the room....

So long as you don't sniff your fingers afterwards bob - it's just within the boundaries of acceptable behaviour.

[Barmaid]

Glue mcfluff?!!!

You evil lady. lmao.

I now have a wonderful vision of bobjugs dabbing Pritt on his nether regions.

[mccfluff]

super glue BM

its works bobs honest ----- trust me :-)

[bobjugs12]

Unfortunately, I have neither to hand fluffy. Would black gaffa tape work instead?

[supersuezy24]

Ouch :)

[Barmaid]

Why not try it?! At least if you have a hairy bum, it should solve that problem.

[Davethedog]

One should ask... How did you get a mosquito bite on your bum? You haven't been up on Hampstead Heath again have you :-)

[yogi-bear]

Bend over, you big girls blouse.....i'll suck it out......ready?........:0)

[redman41]

Get the Boss' PA to suck out the poison bob ! :-)

[bobjugs12]

Nope, sleeping naked with the window open Dave. It's very refreshing

[mccfluff]

i don't think gaffer tape would work, someone somewhere must have some glue surely.........

[Davethedog]

...but painful

[steg]

never knew you got mosquito's in englandshire...............are they worse than midges?

[redcrx]

have you got one on the little electric shock things they sell at chemist?

if not, pee on a plug socket.

It may not take the bite away, but chances are you wont notice it so much :)

[Booldawg]

horse flies are the worse. Woudnt fancy one of those biting me on the bum; it'd be like having two bums with the swelling :-(

[Snafu03]

no, the worst is scabies! it did the rounds last summer. thing is you put up with it for ages because you cant belive your able to catch it! it keeps you awake at night in the end and burns like hell. i went to the docs and it can only be cleared up with cream. lol, i feel dirty just having it, the name is disgusting enough!