i did the same as you, i replied to your post then went and had a peek at last nights lol. i don't think anything can top your blind date story though, but a driving range?????????
what was he thinking or wasn't clearly
My mate was being pestered for a date by a girl he wasn't keen on. He said he'd take her out for a meal so she got all excited.
He picked her up from her house, drove her to a lay-by, got out an Army 24 hour ration pack, plastic plate and knife + fork then cooked up the rations, watched her eat them then drove her home. SAhe stopped asking him out after that ;-)
I took another girl I didn't like to a country pub for a meal, ordered the food, told her I was going to the toilet, paid for the meal then got in my car and drove off.
I did phone for a taxi to pick her up, I'm not a complete b4stard
You combine wit, mischeivousness and disregard for peoples feelings.
But the thing is it works! I was eating a hob nob when I read your post and I nearly choked on it I was laughing that much. That is quite rare as I usually have digestives.
I remember being chatted up once by a right idiot, thought he could pull me because he knew my brother and kept biggin him up, when he realised I wasn�t interested he coolly said right I�m off and put his hoodie on, unfortunately for him it was back to front and the hood ended up over his face!!!