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joggerjayne | 20:00 Tue 17th May 2011 | Sport
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I bought a "Premier League Tool Set".

It turned out it had no hammers.
20:01 Tue 17th May 2011
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i guess they are
20:01 Tue 17th May 2011
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I saw the West Ham team playing football with a hedgehog.

I was about to call the RSPCA ... but then ...

... the hedgehog went 1 up.
20:02 Tue 17th May 2011
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Careful JJ. I am a Hammers supporter and I did congratulate you on Brighton. It can be hard work supporting them though. Have been doing it man and boy.
20:04 Tue 17th May 2011
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E Bay had the West Ham trophy cabinet on sale earlier today, with the soliloquy "Not used for an awful long time."
20:07 Tue 17th May 2011
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What's the difference between West Hams goalkeeper and a taxi driver? A: The taxi driver will only let four in! ...
20:08 Tue 17th May 2011
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A West Hammer fan sauntered past a corner shop and spots a video for sale entitled "West Ham - The Golden Years" Enthused, the supporter asks the shopkeeper "How much for the video mate ?"
"£200 mate" replies the shopkeeper.
"£200 for a video?" says the fan, "Yer having a laugh!"
"Oh no" the shopkeeper replies "The video's only a fiver, but the Betamax player will cost you £195"
20:08 Tue 17th May 2011
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They will be back up after next season
20:09 Tue 17th May 2011
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Seriously, I posed the question the other night, how the hell can they afford to take on the Olympic stadium now..........
20:11 Tue 17th May 2011
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hope you're right 1red
20:11 Tue 17th May 2011
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Council grants DT.
20:12 Tue 17th May 2011
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LOL at the Betamax joke !
20:14 Tue 17th May 2011
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micmak , you will have bought that fantastic DVD the hammers have out at the moment then?


'West Hams 10 greatest corners'
20:17 Tue 17th May 2011
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I guess so mic, but a hell of a burden on the local taxpayer, esp if they can't fill the stadium on a regular basis.
20:17 Tue 17th May 2011
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Q: Whats the worst thing about Upton park?
A. The seat's face the pitch.

Q: Why do Hammers fans plant potatoes round the edge of Upton park
A: So they have SOMETHING to lift at the end of the season
20:19 Tue 17th May 2011
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DT. they cannot move in to the new ground until 2014. Hopefully they will be back up by then.
20:21 Tue 17th May 2011
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A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a claret & blue carpet
20:22 Tue 17th May 2011
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your jokes are abyssmal
20:24 Tue 17th May 2011
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Aww ... micmak ... I am sorry.

But hey ... look on the bright side ...

We will get to play you next season.

That will be jolly.
20:29 Tue 17th May 2011
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DT. West Ham play at the Boleyn Ground :-)

JJ Yep will be playing each other next season. We will probably lose as we are losing all our best players :-(
20:35 Tue 17th May 2011

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