Quick wit and repartee...or

[janzman]

...I wish I'd thought of that...

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.
Several excuses are less convincing than one.
Hardware is that part of your computer that can be kicked.
A politician will always be there when he needs you.
Is it possible that blondes also prefer gentlemen.
It's better to waste one's youth than do nothing with it at all.
A person who doesn't gossip has no friends to speak of.
Always tell the truth,that way you don't have to remember what you said.

Theres a few to start with,have you any favourite pithy putdowns or racy retorts?? :-)