What's Love Got To Do With It?

[luna-tic]

If the creator/s one defining message in all religions is love, then why are there so many belief systems and races of people that have factors to segregate them?
Is this the humans test set by the creator/s, to see if we can all get along? Were we brought to this planet as different tribes?
Which religion came first and if that one was proved to be the closest to the God/s over pouring of love then why isn't it the one and only global religion?
Sorry, more than one question there.

[Theland]

I still can't figure out the wine cellar bit, since you live on the fifth floor of a block of flats. Well, there's modern architecture for you I guess.

[naomi24]

Theland, nooooooo ........ keep up. It isn't ME who lives in a fifth floor flat (the very idea!) with a fabulous cellar (what a wonderful idea!) - that was where I thought Luna might live when we were inventing something - can't remember what now, so it couldn't have been that successful!! Par for the course, I suppose!!

And Luna, no biscuits for you. Off to the naughty corner with China. Drug-taking cats and Bobble Hats indeed!! A flash of a saucy bit of Fair Isle and there's no holding you!!

[Theland]

I suppose Wizard will want his old chair back?

[Theland]

I was just keeping it warm for you.

[naomi24]

Now, now, boys, no fighting. There's room for all. Get the corkscrew and glasses, Luna - Wiz's back!!!! Yeeeeesss!!!

[luna-tic]

I've just said a big, "Hello" to Wiz on his return thread but I feel like saying it again..."HELLO WIZ".
Vino collapso's all round.
Ah.. the orchestra will soon be in full swing again.
Oh I forgot; Naomi, "Can I get out of the corner now, China keeps banging her saucepan lid on my head".
Hey! That sounds like a great title for a song.

See you all later folks
Luna

[naomi24]

Can't wait to hear the lyrics to that one. Are you writing them as we speak, Luna?

[luna-tic]

Mmmm.....I'm thinking of a style for the song,
Choral? Big Band?...Yes, old fashioned swing.
Only with the consent and support from the rest of The Loonies, of course :0)

[Theland]

It has to be classical with a decent Marks & Spencer saucepan in the ensemble!

[Theland]

"Woks Love Got To Do Trivet?"

[mibn2cweus]

Well alright then. Since China and Naomi have both apparently opted not to draw and quarter me (so far at least) subsequent to my unsolicited intervention, I will agree to an audition performing on the mag pipes; immediately following a complete and thorough consumption of the contents of said vessels by any and all who might be persuaded to voluntarily assist. In the event that I am left with a sufficient share of the tuning process myself, be prepared to shield your ears from the sonorous shriek of a third or perhaps even forth harmonic when the spirit possesses me to do so. I might yet end up being drawn and quartered by the time the evenings performance has concluded albeit even less likely still than in the way my more audacious imaginations had envisaged.

With Wizard returning to first chair I wonder if he might be offered a gig as guest conductor? The contemplation of Wizard conducting The Loonie Orchestra with his magic wand is mind boggling! A swing number? But of course. Outrageous!

[China Doll]

Ok... did anyone else google mag pipes and come up with something regarding magnets that they didn't understand either??

And that ladies and gentlemen is The Mibs Effect!! (Love you really)

(By the way, does he have to get on his knees too? What?? You can lead the girl to religion and chances are someones being brought to their knees... back to teh naughty corner with the saucepan eh?)

[mibn2cweus]

☻

[naomi24]

China Yes - I googled, and came up with references to a Harry Potter Quidditch team - and The Thieving Magpipe - and opera in two parts!! Well, now we know why Mib has pluralised Magpipe.

Come on Mib, out with it. What's a magpipe?

Wiz conducting with his wand. You sure about that? Oh, oh. I'm off. (Exit stage left!!)

Smacked legs, China. Off you go - and don't come back until you've learnt the error of your ways, my girl!

[Theland]

Oh CD! A girl on her knees.
Now, you are praying of course, aren't you?
Mibs should definitely write the sleeve notes for the Xmas record, and just as the great unwashed are always speculating whether Ringo and Paul will ever come together, ("Governement Health Warning!":- People of a delicate nature should now turn away!),
so speculation of the sharing of limelight between Mibs and Waldo backed by Lunas throng, would do no harm to sales of, "The Loonie Orchestra - Greatest Hits," Vol 3

[China Doll]

Definitely looking to the sky theland, no worries there!

Just been admiring the mibs effect :c)

Am I allowed out the naughty corner yet with me saucepan?

[naomi24]

Nope. And here beginneth the second lesson. :o)

[luna-tic]

Mibs, You are more than welcome to join `The Loonie Orchestra', just as soon as we've figured out what "Mag Pipes" are and China, once Naomi has donned `The Judicial Bobble Hat ' there is no escaping her judgemental vigour.
So I'm afraid it's her call on this occasion to enforce the time spent in the naughty corner.
Anyone within the group can hold the golden tuning fork and perform the induction into `The Loonie Cult', so as soon as Naomi forgives the error of your ways, you can tap Mibs on the noggin and he may enlighten you with `The M-Effect'.
I'm not sure about swing and Wiz's wand. We did have a few problems with that before. It scared Naomi and some of the audience were religious. I think Wiz instantly converted them to a lesser known god.