Do you want to be buried or cremated?

[Panic Button]

or tipped over the side of a boat, or.....

[lorri24601]

cremated then ashes shot into space in a firework :-)

[delboy3]

Thankfully I won't be there to care...

[B00]

Mind if I wait till i'm dead first?

[Ethel]

I don't want to be either. But as it is inevitable, arrangements are already in place.

I am not having a funeral service of any kind, and I am being cremated in a cardboard box. All organised and paid for.

[zig_zag]

def burnt
no trace or evidence
ta very much

[Panic Button]

Pretty big cardboard box Ethel!

Is someone picking it up from the end of the checkouts at Tesco?

[Panic Button]

No Boo. You have to decide before you are dead!

[Ethel]

No. It's a flatpack cardboard coffin. :)

Don't know why Tesco don't sell them, actually

[zig_zag]

mount teide tenerife?
whats wrong with ben nevis?
twonk

[taliesin238]

BURIED!! Ive got a horrible phobia of fire!! I like the idea of being huggled by mother earth who can then use my nutrients to make plants n flowers!!!

[Panic Button]

I don't like the thought of the worms getting my eyeballs.

Silly really.

[bigmamma]

Lol @ BOO , that was funny :-0)
I hope I won't know how my body is disposed of but our family has no cremations bar one gran who willed that request. I have warned my lot that if they burn me I will come back and haunt them !

[MarzipanQ]

I've started weaving my adult size Moses basket n I wanna be carted off on the back of a flat bed truck with suitably giggling mourners following in as many different coloured London cabs as possible to the Crem.

[zig_zag]

you lost youre roots as well as youre mind leg end

[zig_zag]

i could knock a square beard off with me catapult at 300 yards