Hell

[aka pixi]

Yesterday at work it was unbelievable. I spent 4 hours on the verge of passing out from the heat (even in the middle of winter inside the factory is so hot we can usually just wear a tshirt) Anyhow a mate came up to me and said 'This is Hell' Now Im not a believer in Heaven or Hell but it got me thinking. If Im wrong and there is Heaven and Hell, my own personal Hell would be a neverending shift at the place I work (not just any shift, it would be the last 10 minutes on a Friday stretched out for all eternity) I would be wearing salopets and a ski coat and a silly woolly bobble hat sweltering in the heat and wishing I had been a good girl more often. The smell of chocolate would be all around me but not a chocolate bar in sight. Oh and on a really bad day I would be knee deep in tarantulas. What would your personal hell be like?

[Champagne]

Being trapped in a room full of really ugly, really camp gay men who insist on watching Big Brother around the clock. All the Champagne in the world has dried up and there will never be a drop again. Sex (DIY or with other) is illegal as is laughter.

It's depressing just thinking about it! :o(

Kill me now.

[StylinSami]

being trapped in a coffin (buried alive) with loads of spiders and creapy crawlys. arggghhh

[aka pixi]

morning champs, erm I cant kill ya till we know for a fact that you are going to heaven lol

[aka pixi]

sorry sam, never saw ya there, urggghhhhh you better be good for the rest of ya life lol

[Pippa68]

Being stuck in a room with my hands tied behind my back and my eyelids propped open having to watch endless feeds of BB and soap operas whilst piped music blares out Westlife...

[Ausf-A]

Hell is other people

[aka pixi]

hi pippa, wow I do believe that your hell is worse than mine lol, I hate soaps and boybands with a passion :)

hi Ausf-A, I gotta agree with you on that one sometimes :(

[gessoo]

My idea of hell would be a place without music. I can't imagine life without it, (except for boybands and 'pop' Bananas would be the only thing on the menu 'ugh' and milk 'ugh' would be the only thing to drink. George Bush would be in control and Big Brother and the World Cup would be the only television allowed.

[gessoo]

Oh, and animals would not be allowed. I can't live without my pets either!!

[gessoo]

Oh and Cliff Richard would be blasting out all day over loudspeakers!!!!!!!

I promise I won't post anymore. I just keeping thinking of all the things I would hate and there are loads.

Good question Pixi!

[aka pixi]

hi gessoo, omg cliff richard is a nightmare !! I would rather be knee deep in tarantulas sweating like a pig lol oh and post as much as you want, for once I remembered to stop the email reminders lol

[PinkFizz]

hell would be stuck on a desert island with only my ex for company,no wine,no mobile fone,no PC(no AB!!!!!) and the entire hope for civilisation carrying on rested on me getting jiggy with the ex!!! Just shoot me and be done with it.

[gessoo]

Pixi, I love you. You agree with me about Cliff Richard!!!!! xxxx

[aka pixi]

awww fizzy, quick start being a good girl :) I wouldnt wish that on me worst enemy lol

lol gessoo, i really dont like cliff richard at all, he is really creepy :(

[ELVIS68]

Dealing with Solicitors and Estate Agents is Hell,they are lazy,lying, laid back vultures who sit on their ar$es and do nothing until you remind them how much money they are charging you!...end of rant!!!!