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marval | 15:36 Fri 25th May 2012 | Jokes
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At a jewellery store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend.

"Don't you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the jeweller.

The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic, steadfastly replied, "No, just engrave it, 'To my one and only love'.

That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again."
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Avatar Image Old_Geezer
Very sensible.
16:49 Fri 25th May 2012
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Only a meany would say that OG.
16:52 Fri 25th May 2012
Avatar Image mrs_overall
As someone from Yorkshire, that makes sound sense to me
16:53 Fri 25th May 2012
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Well one thing's for sure, Tony isn't getting my locket then !
17:06 Fri 25th May 2012
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lol.
17:08 Fri 25th May 2012

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