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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
What is the speed of darkness?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
What is the speed of darkness?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on.......
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on.......
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Cos he found a razor shark in the the river.
Cos we is dumb.
Cos they is dumb.
Just in case a fly flies in and tickles their nose.
Cos paint is cool and stars are a million degrees hot.
The same person who put R into Jonathan Ross.
Erm........
Cos babies sleep 20 hours of the day. Sadly not at the same time as adults.
I'd stick to algebra.
I'm single! Oh cr@p!!!
Maybe Da Vinci may have known.
Ask captain birdseye.
Cos we is dumb.
Cos they is dumb.
Just in case a fly flies in and tickles their nose.
Cos paint is cool and stars are a million degrees hot.
The same person who put R into Jonathan Ross.
Erm........
Cos babies sleep 20 hours of the day. Sadly not at the same time as adults.
I'd stick to algebra.
I'm single! Oh cr@p!!!
Maybe Da Vinci may have known.
Ask captain birdseye.
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Some people like to read in the fridge at night before they go to bed.
Or even hold your nose.
The act of undressing... erm, I don't know.
Goofy evolved into and ape.
Ha ha!
Again ha ha!
It comes from morals but I think morons is more apt.
Ooops! Sounds like a case of copywrite!
I wasn't singing, I was humming.
jeka;hefiaw[fh
Cos dogs are stupid I tell ya, stupid!
No but we all like pushing buttons. Especially on a bus to annoy the driver.
Some people like to read in the fridge at night before they go to bed.
Or even hold your nose.
The act of undressing... erm, I don't know.
Goofy evolved into and ape.
Ha ha!
Again ha ha!
It comes from morals but I think morons is more apt.
Ooops! Sounds like a case of copywrite!
I wasn't singing, I was humming.
jeka;hefiaw[fh
Cos dogs are stupid I tell ya, stupid!
No but we all like pushing buttons. Especially on a bus to annoy the driver.
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