Old people - strange smell.

[Miss Random]

Why do 'old' people smell funny?

Even when they have just had a shower they have a strange smell about them.

Why? And what can we do to stop them stinking?

[grumpii]

Its cos they walk around dressed in 15 layers of sweaters and over coats, on very hot days, then, when they have had a shower they get straight back into the same clothes, before they catch a chill.

[grumpii]

To stop them stinking, I would suggest buying more clothes so they could wash the others but they would just be added to the layers, to keep the chill off.

[Miss Random]

Oh, so they get the 'benefit' for when they go out?

[Miss Random]

So grumpii,
Are you saying naked 'old' people don't smell? It's just their clothes that stink?

[grumpii]

When they go out they usually add a hat, scarf and gloves.

[grumpii]

I have never sniffed a naked old person.

[Miss Random]

???
Lol @ grumpii.

I've sniffed a couple, and it really 'aint nice.

Just wondered where the smell came from....

[grumpii]

have a closer sniff, you will find it.

[redhead23]

why dont u lick them clean

[rugeleyboy]

my dad bless him is an old boy and he stinks................ sad thing is that he cant actually smell himself!!

his problem is that he has loads and loads of baths but puts his old clothes back on!!!!

i hope he doesnt suddenly find out how to come on t'internet and read this???

[Miss Random]

Yuck, yuckiddy yuck duck, red!
Why don't you.... I'll send the next geriatric millionaire to you first to clean up for me. lol

[stokeace]

you lot will be old one day and i bet old people dont stink as much as your attitudes.a lot of these older people fought in the war so you can live in the style that you are accustomed to you lot ought to be ashamed of yourselves........

[grumpii]

Hi red, yet again you made a little bit of urine come out of my willie when I laughed! I think its cos they are incontinent aswell.

[bobtheduck-]

well after you have fought in a war and paid tax for 50 years you might be allowed a little leeway

[bobtheduck-]

a.r.s.e.h.o.l.e.s

[grumpii]

You may have hit the nail on the head there bob.

[redhead23]

actually this question is a bit naughty not sure i like older wiser people swearing though , its boring on here tonite miss , ummmm , ollie , stewey , spud ,sleepy ,big mumma where are u all and doc xxx

[redhead23]

why i only get one star BOOOOOO

[redhead23]

woops and grumpsxx

[grumpii]

I am going to sniff my nan, will be back in about half an hour.