Like redcrx, I will utimately live in England, note England and not Scotchland or Wales!!!!
I have a house in France which is lovely, especially the food and the way of life. But the bloody French. Mon Dieu, they are a funny bunch, all garlic and Citroens.
I also have holiday homes in Bulgaria, but these have yet to been built. For a peasant country, it is very nice. Offers a myriad of opportunity from skiing to (almost) tropical beaches. And it is sooooooooooo cheap. a three course meal, loads of wine and lap dance for under twenty quid!!
Lived in Germany for a short while, outside of barracks and they too are a funny bunch.
Don't know much about Italy, but the food and history are second only to England.
Although booming, the rest of the peasant old Eastern Block, they can stick up your commie arse.
Spain is too hot, Portugal the same.
Nobody lives in Switzerland and Austria apart from the Swiss and Austrians.
The Nordic countries are OK, apart fron Denmark, which is boring. As is Belgium.
Holland is a strange place, but OK if you ignore the one square mile of rampant drugs, booze and sex.
Iceland doesn't count in reality and the Channel Islands are too expensive.
Yep, I'll stay in England.