What would you do if your daughter introduced Shane Mcgowan as her new boyfriend?

[barneysdad]

What would you do if your 16 year old daughter stood in front of you and said this is my boyfriend (Shane Mcgowan ,vocalist with the Pogues),P.S this is only a hypothetical question.

[andy-hughes]

I have three daughters, and experience (and basic inbuilt respect and courtesy) would dictate that i would shake his hand, and try to put him at ease.

[LionNo4]

I would take my daughter to the nearest optician because that is one ugly guy,if eyes were allright move onto the loony bin i,m afraid.

[stanleyman]

Break out the Guiness!

[Gef]

Hypothetical - so why are you asking it here.

[lankeela]

I'd ask him what actually were the words to Fairytale in New York?

[quiggers59]

Lock the drinks cabinet.

Put family dentist on alert for incoming wounded.

Wake up screaming from a bad nightmare.Sorry Shane,its all in good spirits!

[diana.m]

I would be speechless, and probably unable to do anything from sheer shock and amazement