A man goes to his psychiatrist. "Doctor, you've got to help me," he says. "I keep thinking that I'm a well-known psychoanalyst." "How long has this been going on?" asks the shrink. "Well," the man replies, "it all started when I was Jung..."
chrisrob- Last job was as a psychiatric nurse so loved this joke + also loved your other philosophy pun as adore philosophy :-) Many thanks. Laughter is the best medicine + good to see some intelligent clean funny humour here for a change, too :-)