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bobjugs12 | 20:50 Fri 11th May 2012 | ChatterBank
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In today's society it's so easy to get stressed out by the feckless and the clueless, the sick, the lame, and the lazy. Everywhere I turn I see the products of a generation of failure. At work, on the road, in the pub, in Tescos, at home. Society is crumbling.
I'm not just talking about idle chavs, job-stealing foreigners, champagne socialists, greedy capitalists, weak-willed middle classes, or inbred aristocracy. I'm talking about everyone. You, me, your mum, my dog. Everyone. We are all turdmunching polypfaced fungal-cheese. None of us deserve to live in this Great Britain. Nobody is worthy of breathing the sweet beautiful air, or walking on it's fertile soil. We are the greatest species of parasite in the whole of creation.
So, my solution to every problem in Broken Britain is to kill everyone. Just think how beautiful this place would be without people. No speed cameras, no benefit-cheats, no NHS waiting times, no lying politicians, no clogged roads, no bent coppers, no arrogant bankers. Nobody. It would make this nation into a utopia.
So, in the interests of the preservation of our way of life, I implore you to go postal on your neighbours, get all Chuck Norris on your coworkers, open a can of whoop-ass on a random little old lady in the street. Then, when everyone else is queuing at the pearly gates, the last man standing can do the honourable thing and celebrate his victory and the survival of his nation by falling onto his sword.
So come, my fellow Brits. In the honour of Churchill, of Nelson, of Thatcher and of Blair, follow me into mass murder and genocide.

This has been a party political broadcast by the Rioja Party.
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what a load of madam.
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You need help.

More importantly, I need help!
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Atom-Mick, surely that is 8 things?
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NoMercy, although I love you with all my heart, you have put yourself in the pole position on my list....
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I'll do it when it's all gone quiet, last one on the sword etc. I'd rather have the Utopia and let the great unwashed (as mentioned above) leave in an orderley queue if that is possible, although I wouldn't mind if George Clooney hangs back as well. That was the political mandate from the Famous Grouse Party.
You'd have to catch me first.

Donut.
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Gran, George Clooney doesn't live here, so wouldn't be part of the utopian purge.
NoM, are you saying I look like a doughnut? I have no hole in my belly for a start lol xxx
NoM, you might want to keep him off the computer before he gets himself suspended or banned...
Oustanding bob! :D

you really should post in News you know....
Omg ... What am I marrying?
Methinks Bobjugs has had a jug too many!
Mark, he posts from his phone which he guards with his life.
Not for much longer, NoM, if he carries on like this...
Mike, he's still on his first Malibu...
Not being able to hold his drink is no excuse...
Mark, I'll alert Scotland Yard...
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Hey there Mark. How are you recovering after your Sense-Of-Humour Bypass?

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