what would be the most unlikely headline you could read in a paper

[zzxxee]

for example

"jedward have just won the nobel peace prize"

"congratulations on the wedding of ronnie wood and mary whitehouse"

[joggerjayne]

Amanda Knox and Raffaele Solecito: Conviction Upheld On Appeal

[zzxxee]

you are passionate about the case arnt you jj x

[zzxxee]

he did you twit !!

[webbo3]

uk out of resession and jobless down to zero.

Dave.

[joggerjayne]

Gulls Flying High : Brighton and Hove Albion Promoted

[joggerjayne]

True Blue : Chelsea Win FA's Annual Fair Play Award

[rinkins]

PMSL JJ

[joggerjayne]

Oh, you've been there, _NOK_ !

Only one stand is covered, so it's the spectators who are mostly covered in sh!t

[NoMercy]

Birmingham City win Champions League... (Well, we can live in hope)

[joggerjayne]

Tiger Wouldn't : Allegations Withdrawn - Tiger Is Innocent

[joggerjayne]

Nike Renew Tiger Woods Sponsorship Deal For 2010

[NoMercy]

Don't you mean conviction overturned JJ?

[NoMercy]

Oh... i geddit now... :-(

[webbo3]

generous bankers donate ALL their bonuses to charity.

Dave

[lilsecret]

Passengers hit by cancelled trains.

[cazzz1975]

you are not a blue nose are you nomercy?? ;O

"frank lampard dumps christine bleakley for jordan"

[NoMercy]

Well, it's him, Cazzz... Brummie through and through. Just don't mention the Villa !!