An obese malodorous middle aged man with his jogging bottoms showing off the crack of his ar5e, clearing his throat of phlegm. Repeatedly. Disgustingly.
Can I just say, the above description is not my BF. Its a patient in the surgery - unfortunately we get a lot like him. One of the pitfalls of the job.
AHEM, i was just about to ask you for some details about that , salla< you cleard your throet, ? in a chesty cough sort of way I mean, of course,
C'mo, spill,